Skinny Dippers Delight
An expertly designed set sourced directly from the artist. Skinny Dipping used to be a legal daytime hobby in the UK up until 1967. But since they invented the clock, all forms of the ancient art have been restricted by curfews.
In fact, clocks were invented to stop skinny dippers from upsetting local fishermen, who found that groups of them would cause a nuisance and scare away the fish at all manners of the day.
This is why to this day, Fisher folk wear clocks instead of watches on their wrists, in case they have to whip them out and tap on them most passive-aggressively as a reminder to skinny dippers of the early morning and late afternoon curfews.
An expertly designed set sourced directly from the artist. Skinny Dipping used to be a legal daytime hobby in the UK up until 1967. But since they invented the clock, all forms of the ancient art have been restricted by curfews.
In fact, clocks were invented to stop skinny dippers from upsetting local fishermen, who found that groups of them would cause a nuisance and scare away the fish at all manners of the day.
This is why to this day, Fisher folk wear clocks instead of watches on their wrists, in case they have to whip them out and tap on them most passive-aggressively as a reminder to skinny dippers of the early morning and late afternoon curfews.
An expertly designed set sourced directly from the artist. Skinny Dipping used to be a legal daytime hobby in the UK up until 1967. But since they invented the clock, all forms of the ancient art have been restricted by curfews.
In fact, clocks were invented to stop skinny dippers from upsetting local fishermen, who found that groups of them would cause a nuisance and scare away the fish at all manners of the day.
This is why to this day, Fisher folk wear clocks instead of watches on their wrists, in case they have to whip them out and tap on them most passive-aggressively as a reminder to skinny dippers of the early morning and late afternoon curfews.